collegehumor:

buzzfeed:

There are Twitter users, and there are Twitter gods. Rob Delaney is a Twitter god.

[The 90 Best Twitter Accounts Of 2011 ]

We made the list! I guess that time we live-tweeted the Apocalypse finally paid off. Follow us and the rest of these funny tweeps.*

*We’re sorry for saying “tweeps.” Please follow us anyway. 

knowyourmeme:

Bonus points if you can name them all!

KYMdb - Internet is Leaking

comedycentral:

bbook:

bohemea:

Amy Sedaris

Jerri Blank.

“I’m as moist as a snack cake down there.”

(Source: quiltra, via arewehavingpunyet)

(Source: topherchris)

-saturdaynightlive:

Meryl Streep on the cover of Rolling Stone (October 15, 1981)

(Source: amyohconnor)

(Source: topherchris)

wilwheaton:

via reddit

(via situationist)

collegehumor:

Classy Girls And Icicles

They’re the two most popular girls in school.